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This is so so true… and awesome.

How to make a teen movie that makes 100 million dollars

Son of a bitch.  I think it’s going to stay this time. I didn’t sign up for this crap.

This is almost a month without shaving.  Pathetic I know.  BUT, what follows is truly spectacular!

YES! I seriously want to keep it for a while, but I just don’t have the balls to do it.

Holytaco Link

I need to start writing screenplays.

I really hope this doesn’t stick around for too long.  I really don’t understand it.  It’s the same every single year. I know it coming, it haunts me.  Months of frigid, arctic, bone crushing cold.  I really need to move to a Mexican resort.

Gaaaaaar!  This is currently the view from my place.  Giant, world destroying snow flakes are attacking Saskatoon.  They will stop at nothing!  Won’t someone think of the children!

This is us waiting at a train after the worst soccer game our team has ever played. I think the final score was 11-1. On the plus side. I scored the greatest goal of my entire footballing career. 30 yard rocket.

OK, many of my friends are married and have children.  Which is wonderful… for them.  Seriously, I couldn’t be any happier.  So please don’t take this the wrong way, I just thought I would share an amusing quote from one of my favourite websites, What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Why on earth do people have kids?  By all outward appearances, they’re nothing but one endless terrifying drama after another, a constant drain on your wallet, your social life and your peace and quiet.  Have a kid and your life just became 100 million times harder.  You might as well have chopped off one of your feet.  Are they cute?  Not really, not to anyone but you, but if that’s all you want get a dog and then fold a pirate hat out of some newspaper.  There.  Ta-da.

I am constantly amused by this mans charming and insightful posts.  Again, to all my friends, your children are beautiful wonders of creation.

So long story short, I’m without my car for a little while. So I’ll be taking the bus for the next little bit. I actually don’t mind it so much. I seem to get home faster from work.

Holy moly I just checked and I’ve got 26 vacation days banked up.  I think I need to start taking some time off from work.