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Drove a sweet 4′ x 4′ x 9′ cargo van to Calgary. Helping Michelle get her stuff out of storage. A storage facility that was 5′ x 5′ x 10′ by the way. You do the math. Just saying.

Here’s my Halloween costume for the year. Sweet zombie action. 4 layers of liquid latex and some toilet paper. For tearing effects.

This is us waiting at a train after the worst soccer game our team has ever played. I think the final score was 11-1. On the plus side. I scored the greatest goal of my entire footballing career. 30 yard rocket.

OK, many of my friends are married and have children.  Which is wonderful… for them.  Seriously, I couldn’t be any happier.  So please don’t take this the wrong way, I just thought I would share an amusing quote from one of my favourite websites, What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Why on earth do people have kids?  By all outward appearances, they’re nothing but one endless terrifying drama after another, a constant drain on your wallet, your social life and your peace and quiet.  Have a kid and your life just became 100 million times harder.  You might as well have chopped off one of your feet.  Are they cute?  Not really, not to anyone but you, but if that’s all you want get a dog and then fold a pirate hat out of some newspaper.  There.  Ta-da.

I am constantly amused by this mans charming and insightful posts.  Again, to all my friends, your children are beautiful wonders of creation.

Is that a chorus of angels? No, it’s Kris and Alex belting out Sk8ter Boi.

Sorry Kris. I had to post this. It’s basically the best thing the internet has ever seen.

This is absolutely not Derek Malcolm. This is probably, most definitely, Daniel Novisedlak.

Went out to Lyds to see Berk’s band Family Brown. Good times and great band.

…are off to New Zealand! They are gone for at least 4 months. But thanks to the same wacky phenomenon that brought you lolcats and the star wars kid, Patrick has harnessed the power of the internets and created a Blogger Blog to document their adventures in Kiwiland.

ciaraisokay.blogspot.com

I’ll put it up in my links as well.

On a side note. It’s probably been a while since I originally posted the Star Wars Kid video. A lot has happened since then and I’m sure that the young jedi master has grown up. But If I’m certain of anything in this life… I’m certain that this video will ensure that this kid will never know the touch of a woman.

I found an old hard drive from 2004 with a whole lot of sweet sweet pictures on it.

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If you read this blog from time to time you might want to have a look at these, chances are your probably in them somewhere… and your probably drunk.

Does anyone have a scanner I can borrow for a couple of days? I need to scan a bunch of pictures that I dug up the other day. Because frankly, I need to post funny pictures of me in various drunken states. Trust me, I’m doing this for you guys. It’s worth it.